Halloween Costumes or the Lack of

"In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it," as said in Mean Girls. This was taken to a new extreme this Halloween at Michigan State University when girls thought wearing a bra and underwear was a sufficient costume. The typical agenda for a college girl on Halloween is to go to a frat dressed as some sort of slutty animal, doctor or nurse, get free alcohol and maybe hook up with a rando if they are lucky. What happened to the innocence of Halloween? My guess is it left along with all the material from girls costumes. Stumbling down Grand River Avenue in heels dressed as a school teacher will not get you anywhere but a night in jail and a lovely MIP on your record. Until next year, lets keep it classy East Lansing.

The Girls of America

Blogging is a pain in my ASS. I have better things that I could be doing with my life and I have no desire to share with the world my problems, that's what Facebook is for. Then again I hate more than anything when I read someones status and they are complaining about how their boyfriend treats them like shit or that they always fall for the wrong guys. GET OVER IT! If he's a douche bag then why are you still putting up with him? Because you love him right? Then deal with the fact that he is going to continue treating you like shit whether you love him or not and stop blowing up my news feeds with your depressing ass statuses. Facebook is for networking not for forcing people to read about your sorry ass life. Sweet Jesus someone get this girl some self respect. Boys are boys plain and simple. All guys are the same and the sooner that you realize that the happier I will be to stop reading your lame ass statuses. Guys like to sleep with whatever has legs, play video games all day with their "bros" and pretend like they listen to what you say but in reality all they are doing is staring at your boobs.  word of advice for all you ladies out there "Life's not a garden so quit being a hoe!"